Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The most amazing dream

June 20 07
Amazing dreams this morning.
If I can remember it all... It started out about how Lyssia (my sister) was the nanny for Thom Yorke's kids! That was quite funny. There was some other mumbo-jumbo about my friends back home and being at a bar with Dutch people (or was that a dream?) and then it lead into the exciting part that Michael Mann produced:

My dad and I were in some kind of tropical setting, where the natives of this place were going to overthrow the white people, in revenge for what they'd done to their culture. I guess the plan was to take over the island for a couple days or something. So we were a part of this somehow, and we ended up being part of the big group who was going to overtake everything. They had sharpened spears and torches, throwing nets, clubs, etc. The natives started to line the streets, as there was some kind of big parade that everyone in the town was in... They also promised to kill anyone with their spears who tried to fight. A few pink shirt guys tried to start something with the natives, but they ended up just kind of laughing and I pushed them back into the crowd for fear someone might actually get hurt. Eventually everything started to descend into pandemonium and it became clear there was some kind of war going on. I kept finding people who needed to make appointments at Lens Crafters for some reason.

Then we were in the middle of some huge war game... there was a vast, massive arena and on one side, it was the USA and most western countries and on the other side there was China. There was something going on between them and Tibet, and a giant battle was going on for it. There was such an air of excitement and anticipation in this crowd, loads of people were there... politicians, military people, TV, government, Civil rights groups, there were fires going and songs being sung and further down the slope of the massive bleachers/arena (which became more of a desert on a slope as you went down), the battle was being fought. I remember looking at a TV monitor about how the Tibetans were loosing Lhasa once again, and i saw a live shot from a helicopter of a Chinese soldier running down the hill after this Tibetan boy... They were running SO fast, I felt bad for the soldier because he was going to have to run back UP with hill WITH this kid. Eventually, he caught the kid, and started beating him up. This really pissed me off, and somehow I became the pilot in the helicopter where this shot was being taken. Being in the midst of the battle was chaos; explosions and smoke trails from sniper bullets went everywhere as the smell of cordite attacked my senses... even though I don't know what cordite smells like, unless they put it in fireworks. I jumped out of the chopper, dodged a sniper bullet and grabbed the kid. I think i just pushed over the soldier beating him up. Dream enemy soldiers are pushovers.
(This dream was very children oriented, I have the feeling in a previous dream from the same night there must have been some kids involved as well.)
I jumped in the helicopter with him across my lap and felt the vehicle shake, and realized we'd been hit with some kind of RPG or missile. Didn't do too much damage, but I figured we'd better not let it happen again... So I willed the chopper up as fast as it could, and as high as possible and again, an alarm went off and I saw a rocket trailing us. This time, I positioned myself in a hover right in front of one of the large towers holding up the 'net' (like a driving range net) that separated the arena from the outside world. I waited until the last moment and then quickly moved out of the way and the rocket slammed into the tower. I continued toward the toward the top of the area to deliver this kid to the hospital... and another rocket appeared in the distance. This one I dodged easily enough and let is plow into the ground in some spectacular meneauver. This happened a few times, and let me tell you, it was exciting stuff. I also realized if I saved this kid, my dad would be made president and I would be touted as a world hero. I landed the helicopter and put the kid on a trampoline (it was a hospital, trust me) then I flopped myself down on another trampoline, and the congratulations scene began, swelling orchestral music and all. yayyy yayy. Tibet was free again and little Tenzing-Timmy would be ok!

Very nice to feel useful and hero-like, even if it was a figment of my imagination.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amazing...I could see it all. The smells! And the rockets and the tower! That was a brilliant maneuver. Was there a little white dog involved? Or a guy with a leather jacket and whip? Be all that you can be...were you wearing camo?

Anonymous said...

When I am president:
LAW #1) I will own an Ice Cream Store. Everyone will get a free scoop on a waffle or sugar cone on my birthday. Anyone eating bubble gum ice cream will be put on the 'watch' list.
LAW #2) No dogs or cats will be put down because the they don't have homes. They will be deported and the North Korean food shortage will be solved and they will be our friends and invite us over for a killer bar-b-que. After pouring lighter fluid on the briquets they will strike a match and it will go 'Woof'! We will laugh and eat kim-chee and dance that crazy farty kim-chee dance! Huzzah!
LAW #3) Capital offenses: Smokey cars. Mixing recycle materials e.g. plastic #1 with plastic #7.
Chewing with your mouth open. Eating fruit (especially peaches and watermelon) when I am not eating peaches and watermelon. Squashing spiders. Ants are OK. There's billions of them. Owning venomous snakes and complaining when you get bit. Dumb ass snake owners! Not calling or writing your Mom on Mother's day will defitinely get you killed. She borned you and raised your snotty ass up slacker, the least you can do is call her or scrawl something on a two dollar HallMark card! There will be a special provision that the offended Mother can grant you a pardon *if* the apology is sweet and the hand written card sincere and the flowers pretty AND the chocolate dark. But don't do it again or you'll be in sooo much trouble buster! Oh I love you snoogums. Now come give Mommie a hug!
Law #4) All elevators must now play music written by but not necessarily performed by Radio Head.
Law #5) All movies must have explosions in them. "And who doesn't like explosions?!"
Law #6) Lawyers will be forced to wear pink arm bands to identify their kind.
Law #7) Thom York will be my ambassador to the United Nations and this time he'll HAVE to meet with Tony Blair! I'll make him do that European kiss*kiss thing with Tony. Oh, but before that we'll sew on these huge feathered wings to his back, like an angel and we'll see if he can fly by pushing him off high places and yelling "Fly little Thom-iee! Fly!" But there will only be water below so little Thom-iee won't get too hurt and make Prince Eric sad.
Law #8) Princess Molly will get her own production company and get to tell people what to do all day long. "Bark like a dog! Bark like a dog!"
Law #9) When I am President everyone must learn how to surf. This is how we will avoid wars.
Law #10) The national food will be pizza. The national flower the gardenia. The national juice will be Odwalla Mango Tango. The national underwear will be Hanes breifs (no boxers unless you're planning on having sex that night.)
If you're a girl you can wear anything you want. The national eagle will be Stephen Colbert Jr. The national tree will the be coastal redwood because those suckers are so hard to climb and they're not all sappy and gross. Hard alcohol, tobacco products, guns and all those yummy fatty foods will be banned. Even El Presidente will cry for his lost Oreos! But no one can see El Presidente cry! NO ONE!
For 3 generations people will be pissed off at El Supremo but grandparents will hang around a lot longer.

Your leader has spoken.
Be productive. Enjoy your life. Don't forget to surf.

President, Commander of All, El Hefe and Ultimate Tour Guide of the Universe.

Mapa

Unknown said...

That was awesome! Do I detect the El Supremo's bid for world domination is imminent? I vote for you!

Why don't you have a blog, mapa (not that I mind you blogging vicariously through your son's blogspace!)?